July 2009

  • Obama Killed Michael Jackson?

    By erika on 7/2/09 1:21pm
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    Rush's most recent episode of bizarre idiocy starts (as so many of them do) with the statement, "I have an observation."

    "Jackson's success paralleled the rebound of the United States under Ronaldus Maximus [n.b. his pet name for Ronald Reagan].  His biggest successes took place in the 80s. […]  He flourished under Reagan, languished under Clinton and Bush, and died under Obama." 

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  • Gay Marriage made Sanford cheat

    By selecter on 7/1/09 3:44pm
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    Gaywo Jima, gays storm heterosexual marriage.Gaywo Jima, gays storm heterosexual marriage.Mark Sanford’s heterosexual affair and crumbling marriage are the work of gays and Democrats, according to his wife Jenny. In her own words:

    “Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay, but he may as well be.  The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family.  Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.” – Jenny Sanford

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