(Puff the Magic Dragon)
Rush the right wing druggie took lots of pills
And ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
Rush the right wing druggie took lots of pills
And Ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
And listen to his right wing trash and all his holy mush
He speaks of family values but he's been married thrice
And all his ex wives agree that he's not very nice
And ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
Rush the right wing druggie took lots of pills
And Ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
Al Franken had it right, he's a big fat idiot
He used to say that dopers should go to jail for smoking boo
Then we all heard the news that he's a druggie too
And ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
Rush the right wing druggie took lots of pills
And Ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
Rushie dodged the service cause he had a pimple on his ass
Instead of serving proudly as his rhetoric begs
Rush that right wing coward tucked his tail between his legs
And ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
Rush the right wing druggie took lots of pills
And Ranted to his dittoheads
While stoned up to the gills
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